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Joe is back and feeling nostalgic.
Ah, the simpler times, when he believed in love!
Oh, to be so young and naive again!
No, not that he needs therapy.
(In his defense, technically, he tried that already.)
No, he realized that he can never love again.
Season two brings new boundaries to break.
Its like Fleabag swearing off sex.
I mean, who cares?
Is that so terrible?
Bill Cosby is out here still insisting hes innocent but hes in prison because … hes not.
Joe has chosen the extremely inconspicuous fake identity of Will Bettelheim.
Joe gets himself a job at a bougie grocery store/cafe/bookstore called Anavrin, which is Nirvana backwards.
(Is it supposed to be a parody of Erewhon?
L.A. people, help me out!)
Joe gets all dreamy and stupid watching a pretty girl browse through groceries.
Her impeccable judgment of character tells her that Joe isnt skeevy.
(I am delighted.)
Love kisses Joe on the cheek.
At least her Instagram is private!
She guides him in his creation of an Instagram, as hers is all her art and photography.
(I highly recommend it!)
While seeking out photogenic sunsets or whatever for his Insta, Joe falls asleep and gets a brutal sunburn.
He awakes to discover Love has accepted his friend request and that she got married three years ago.
For some reason, Love already knows where Joe lives (What??
Do you tell your coworkers this information after knowing them for a day?)
and arrives to help him with his sunburn (whyyyy).
She says he got sick and now she feels Victorian for being a young widow.
I write in my notes MAYBE SHE MURDERED HIM, IS THIS THAT KIND OF SHOW?!?
And when did she have time to buy him a book?
Did she just grab it in the store/cafe?
Anyway, Joes going to read Joan Didion now, good for him.
She says a guy named Jasper came by, an old friend of Wills.
and inside it sits the REAL Will, whose identity Joe is in the midst of stealing.
Oh and also, Love doesnt just live in the neighborhood.
She is right across the street.
Joe has been spying on her for ages.
So much for saying good-bye to all that.
