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Lotta name-calling going on inside the storage unit.

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Joe is very into people proving their loyalty from captivity, where they obviously have no other options.

Joe has decided not to build in any buffer time, because hes a messy bitch who loves drama.

He even leaves the door open, and her phone on a nearby chair.

She loved this pathological liar!

Did no one even think to Google this guy after all his secrets came out?

Why even have a P.I.

if not to tap him at exactly this juncture?

Just as he goes to leave it in her locker, Forty arrives.

Kathryn Bigelows assistant wants to read their script.

Joe can give Forty 30 minutes of his time.

Joes like … theres no way Toni gets kidnapped by Dimitri to make it do her work.

And Forty recalibrates: Oh, I meant she wrote in a hotel.

And probably her presence is the one thing that is saving Fortys life.

critiques of season one by having Forty and Joe rip apart their first draft of Becks story.

Ellie, not wrong: Its predictable, and the female perspective is sorely lacking.

Beck was REAL, Forty insists.

She humped a pillow multiple times!

Ellie says they need to start over, and Joe starts to have a meltdown.

Forty decides he needs to get out, so he walks out the window (!)

and lands in a dumpster with garbage bags padding his landing.

Joe chases him and finds him at a bar, of course.

And it turns out the answer is LSD.

Four times the typical dose.

Also useful information that Joe quickly forgets as the drugs hit: Forty is still texting Candace.

Then he indecent-proposals this set of newlyweds, paying them $10,000 in cash to kiss the bride.

Love to start a marriage off with some lightly coerced prostitution!

Im not sure what purpose that little detour serves, except to show us new depths of Fortys scumbaggery.

Joe determines this means Forty is dangerous.

Love is fed up with her mothers lies.

After a little screaming match, Love storms out.

Good for you, Love!

Joe begins tripping juuuust as he runs into Love in the hotel hallway.

And I could definitely do without the return of weirdly sexy mommy taunting her now-grown son.

I am worried about Delilah!!

Joe keeps hallucinating blood on his hands, but then it goes away.

Beck died in a crime of passion, and Dr. Nicky didnt love her.

Her ex-boyfriend did, though.

Joe reaches for a chunk of broken glass with which he has no choice but to slit Fortys throat.

But then Forty confesses how he knows thats what happened: He did the same thing.

In a fit of rage, he blacked out and MURDERED the au pair!

His parents have been covering it up this whole time!

YES, FINALLY,YOUIS COMMITTING TO BEING FULL-BATSHIT AND I AM HERE FOR IT.

BE THE CRAZY YOU WANT TO SEE IN YOUR NETFLIX QUEUE.

Everyone is in love.

Except for when he gets to the human-aquarium thingy and sees Delilah dead in a pool of her blood.