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So kudos to all of you who figured that out on your own!
without confirming for sure that she was dead (rookie mistake).
He thinks youre dead.
You want some really off-the-record advice?
Everyone is staying in yurts.
A wolf, which is Joes id (?
), SNARLS at him in a way that reveals his soul is a heap of garbage.
All guests wear these clothes that look like the exact midpoint of rich people pajamas and religious murder-suicide cult.
Love warns Joe that her parents are terrible.
Joe is sure this wont be a problem.
It does not help that Forty cant make it through the weekend without asking his dad for $100,000.
Also, Love is shockingly inappropriately dressed for an event thats clearly supposed to have a Goop-y aesthetic.
This white linen nightmare-scape is where Joe learns that Candace is Fortys new girlfriend.
Will Biddleheim, what a great name!
It almost sounds made up.
I was just thinking, Amy Adam.
How un-Googleable, Joe replies.
Candaces cover is that shes an indie film producer.
Candace reveals to Joe exactly how she found him.
Back in the yurt, Love is reading her tarot cards and accuses Joe of being off all weekend.
Is that … a thing?
Feels like product placement.
Then Forty, who is high, arrives to make an ass of himself.
Dottie hisses in her daughters face that her only job was to keep her brother safe.
Honestly I feel like that was Dotties job, but okay!
Forty collapses in tears and buries his face in his moms cleavage.
In my notes I writewow everybody in this family touches each other in ways I do NOT like.
Joe reveals to Love that his dad hit him.
He insists that he never tried to kill her.
What are the odds she ends the season in the storage locker?
Back home, Joe finds a postcard from Will in Manilla.
WHAT THE FUCK, WILL?
GET AWAY FROM HIM IN ALL THE WAYS.
DO NOT MAINTAIN CORRESPONDENCE WITH THIS PERSON.
is now being investigated as a possible homicide.
