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Hes considering stepping in front of a car just so Love will look at him.
Everything about him hurts without Love!
He is APPALLED that she has gotten curtains.
1 critique of Becks apartment.)
The guy is Milo.
THESE SIBLINGS NEED BOUNDARIES.
But we have a whole episode to get through before that particular blowup.
Delilah reminds Joe to pay his fucking rent.
But instead, he will settle for Sonnet2Me, an app for word nerds.
Sigh), but turns out to be, as those interests might suggest, a straight-up alcoholic.
Also, who posts Instagrams about first dates?
Meanwhile, Milos whole profile is artsy, intimate portraits of Love.
Joe decides the only rational thing to do here is to stalk Milo.
UGH, GABE, NO!
This is good counsel, I must say.
Joe is uncontrollably sobbing.
He has figured out what self-love is.
Joe is drinking celery juice, and I am confident this will blow up in his face.
Joe responds by projectile vomiting all over her.
Meanwhile, Milo is falling in love with Love.
Like, cancel-a-trip-to-Bali love.
Love says she cant do it because she has a Spidey sense that Forty is about to relapse.
Joe regains consciousness to Delilah ordering burgers and shakes.
He says her essay is incredible, and I throw things at my television.
DELILAH, GET OUT.
DO NOT PASS GO.
DO NOT COLLECT $200.
But what happens instead?
You cannot want to put your mouth on his mouth so soon after that.But she does!
Fincher, Delilahs hookup-buddy cop, refuses to help her out.
So Joe calls Forty, who pulls some rich-guy strings to get them both out.
Rude, but I feel her pain.
Delilah says they should stick to friendship.
Will they, though??
At Anavrin, Milo shows up with red roses for Love.
Forty and Joe are all, Lovehatesroses.
But I thought she got basic in her rebound mode, no?
Red roses are the most basic.Bachelorbasic.
Things escalate, with Milo calling Forty a fucking albatross and eventually punching him.
Love FLIPS out, even though theres no way she isnt getting off on all this attention.
Okay, Im intrigued.
Fincher calls Delilah to tip her off to Joe.
I scream at my computer: CALL FINCHER BEFORE YOU GO, YOU IMPOSSIBLE, IMPULSIVE DOOMED SOUL.
She gets pictures of all the evidence and sends it nowhere.
She goesinsidethe glass prison.
I shout: BITCH, DROP A PIN.
She does not hear.
And, of course: Joe corners her.
He got a nanny cam in his apartment after the Candace break-in.
He was going to ask Delilah to dinner tonight!
(So I guess either way she was going to wind up in here?)
All she has to do is trust him.
How hard could that be?
