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I knowYouisnt exactly trying to medal in the Plausibility Olympics.
Grown-up siblings dont say shit like, What are your intentions with my sister?
Adults dont need permission from other adults to do whatever they want to do with other consenting adults!
Siblings who are that involved in each others romantic and sexual lives are super-weird.
yo tell me theres more going on here to justify the time were spending with this person!
Or some similar event?
Joe asks Forty if Hendy is a good guy.
It is the total inaction of scumbag-adjacent guys like Forty that enables sex creeps the world over.
He insists he was just at the show.
Ellie is ignoring Delilahs warnings about Hendy because Delilah sayseveryoneis a perv.
I think its important to note here that Delilahs hair looks fantastic, even under duress.
Her plan is to do the same thing Ronan Farrow does, except faster and with a personal agenda.
Does this girl know literally anything about Ronan Farrow?
Because hes talked about how his investigations arentnotinspired by what his sister went through.
And then hes all, I did not mean for this grand romantic gesture to be romantic!
Where did you ever get THAT idea?
Love, correctly, asks if Joe is a sociopath and storms out.
How is she already coherent enough to have this conversation?
I love all these amateurs who think these Me Too stories just up and break themselves.
This does not go over well.
Joe finds Hendersons place and realizes, duh, the walls are high.
I am dead.).
Joe scores the door code to Hendys place, which is DICKS, because of course it is.
Forty runs into Tina (Lindsay fromYoure the Worst, hi!!)
I love you, she adds.
Its almost like men who abuse women are sometimes nice to other men?
And this is part of why they get away with abusing women???
Such information will break fragile Joes brain.
Joe brings Forty home and Love comes over.
Love has to make nice to Joe because Forty is crashing at the apartment.
Like, very quiet sex.
Based on the data Joe swiped off Hendys computer at the party, Will reports that Hendy is clean.
Joe shrugs it off.
Well, I did my job!
Yes, just like Ronan Farrow would do.
L.A. teens, man.
Joe promises a hardcover book in exchange.
Im already bored, is her reply.
Joe learns from Forty that Henderson has a secret toy room in his place behind hidden speakeasy doors.
This EXTREMELY on-the-nose nook is a whimsical little creepy dungeon, Forty says.
Gee, whatever could be going on in there?
