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If 2020 has been everyones slovenly and boozy year from hell, David ByrnesAmerican Utopiais its proud antidote.
It was an amazing creation for this piece.
It has a minimalist aesthetic but its somehow very warm,Parson told Vulturelast year.
David really is one of the great citizen artists of our time.
Its cool to be with someone who cares that much for the world.
You may not burn more than 75100 calories, but who cares.
You only have one lifetime anyway.
Step 1: If you cant get your own brain, store-bought dumbbells are fine.#
Step 2: Give your glutes some love.#
Step 3: The checkerboard.#
Step 4: A shimmy there, a shake here.#
Step 5: Half-capacity jumping jacks.#
Step 6: The clapper.#
Step 7: The martini shake boogie.#
Step 8: The arm-chop hoedown!#
Step 9: Synchronized power walking.#
Step 10: And I oop!#
Step 11: Waddle around a lil.#
Step 12: Try an electric slide.#
Step 13: The imaginary tightrope.#
Step 14: Fold those boxes.#
Step 15: Wander around disoriented.#
Step 16: Continue to wander around disoriented.#
Step 17: Balance practice.#
Step 18: Bring those dumbbells back.#
Step 19: Raise the roof, respectfully.#
Step 20: Embrace your inner dream ballet.#
Step 22: Wiggle those feet out.#
Step 23: Honestly, just dance with yourself for a few minutes.#
Step 24: The great curve.#
Step 25: Just … watch your corners carefully here.#
Step 26: March in place triumphantly.#
