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Most of the decisions that developed you were your mother.
Cause I was at work!
I wasnt home, says Smith.
Your mother did most of the work!
Im not goin front!
A (no doubt amazing) Mexican villa and, of course, tequila shots.
Thats how you got here, Smith gleefully announces.
You just make us proud every single day.
And heres to being off my insurance.
Heres to paying your own bills.
Im gonna have the accountants transfer all your stuff first thing tomorrow morning.
