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MostStar Warsvillains are war criminals, bullies, or giant slugs.
But despite these unfortunate traits, some of them are regulation hotties.
Not so much (cough, General Grievous, cough).
WhenStar Wars: The Rise of Skywalkercame out, horniness for the franchise was at an all-time high.
But Kylo Ren isnt the only hotStar Warsvillain.
Kylos colleague, General Hux, is hot too.
Who is the hottest of them all?
To find out, we very scientifically ranked all of the live-actionStarWarsuniverse villains from least hot to most hot.
Jabba the Hutt is not hot on the insideorthe outside.
Sheev Palpatine
Sheev Palpatine is simply not what you want.
I mean, besides ruling over the entire galaxy for a generation.
Grand Admiral Thrawn
Hes blue, but not in the hot Navi way.
Morgan is a Nightsister (a.k.a.
space witch) who is on a mission to save Thrawn and bring back the Empire.
She is not: She is played by Diana Lee Inosanto.
She tries, but like so many female characters in the series, shes a bit underwritten.
Theres potential for an unparalleled hot space witch; were just not seeing it.
General Grievous
Like your average straight white man, General Grievous doesnt have the talent to match his ambition.
I am obsessed with Obi-Wan Kenobi as well!
The more I think about this, the hotter Grievous gets.
General Grievous also has four arms.
The things he can do with them?
I must stop thinking about it immediately.
The Kumail Nanjiani of lizard guys, perhaps.
Have I said too much?
Lets move on before I get carried away …
19.
Reva/The Third Sister
Its not her fault the character felt written by AI!
Jango Fett
Jango went after my No.
A clone army of Jango Fetts is much more desirable than a clone army of Sebulbas.
Boba Fett
Like father, like son, literally.
But its not the years, its the mileage.
He needed the money!
Also, Boba Fetts worn-out armor makes it look like hes seen some things, which is hot.
Im sure hes got some stories, so no date would be boring.
But are societys unattainable standards for beauty the only reason Im even wondering if Snoke is attractive?
Syrils best quality (maybe his only good one, if Im being honest) is his loyalty.
Hell stop at nothing to find Cassian Andor, the man responsible for killing his colleagues.
Hes getting hotter the more I think about this, actually …
14.
DJ looks real nice, but he is the ultimate space-fuckboi.
Darth Vader/Anakin Skywalker
This one is complicated.
Although Darth Vader is iconic and always clean (unlike most men!
), he is not hot, because he is a scary middle manager.
I would only like to hold hands with the cape-side hand, kindly.
Grand Moff Tarkin
Cheekbones that could cut a butternut squash like room-temp butter?
GMT is the original Timothee Chalamet.
Shin Hati
Dont let her Hot Topic circa 2003 styling fool you: Shin Hati is hot.
Allegiant General Pryde
Is thisSuccessionin space?
Dedra Meero
Girls get it done.
She would also be an amazing co-worker, because youd never have to do anything.
Cad Bane
Space-pirate daddy.
Would marry, fuck,andkill.
And he would like it.
He looks good doing it, though.
He is a smug asshole, which I love both for him and for me.
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