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And now, for obvious reasons, the only places youll see it are library book sales and Goodwill.
But Im also thinking about how character-defining lying is seen in America.
If youre caught in one lie, you are a liar.
Cohen testified that Donald Trump is a racist, a con man, and a cheat.
AsTrevor Noah pointed out, this isnt exactly news.
But according to Cohen, the scope of Trumps lies are even wider than we could have imagined.
For example, the painting he bought in the Hamptons, then proactively lied about on Twitter.
Trump lies about the littlest things, and House Republicans dont even pretend to care.
The best dissection of Michael Cohens testimony came from Seth Meyers.
(Stephen Colbert must be cursing CBS for not running late-night shows this week.)
It was thelongest A Closer Look segmentin the shows five years on TV.
Hes never been that electric with any woman.
But that Oscars performance was the real thing, according to Twitter.
The question of our age: Are Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper boning?
Hell, yes,says Busy Philipps.
No co-workers talk this close ever!
Gaga went onJimmy Kimmel Live!to specifically denounce these rumors.Haha, gotcha!she said.We were acting.
This is what actors are supposed to do, trick you!But does the lady protest too much?
And they were both nominated for awards in acting/lying at that very same award show.
But they didnt win those awards!
Which means maybe they cant actthatwell.
Anyone who tells you aint is a fucking liar.
