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Warning: Hobbs & Shaw Spoilers below.
The ninth entry in theFast & Furiousfranchise has arrived, and its sure got the furious part down.
From the momentHobbs & Shawwas announced, fans knew they were in for an explosive spin-off.
What was our methodology?
These results are not entirely what youd call scientific.
Theyre based on frantic note-taking during a single viewing.
So we arbitrarily planned for a 7 percent margin of error.
After all, nothing about theFast and Furiousfranchise haseverbeen infallible.
Blows Dealt
- HobbsKicks: 3Punches: 10Weapons, etc.
45Total: 58
I know what youre thinking.
Hobbs only lands ten punches in thewhole movie?
That cant be right.
But the truth is, there are two things keeping Hobbss punch total down.
The fight is over.
That scene accounts for only one of Hobbss punches, and at least half of Shaws.
But Hobbs also lassos a helicopter with a chain and then holds it in place with one hand.
Its not a hit, but it feels like it should count for something.
ShawKicks: 8Punches: 36Weapons, etc.
Blows Received
HobbsKicks: 4Punches: 12Weapons, etc.
ShawKicks: 2Punches: 15Weapons, etc.
But thanks to Hobbss fight with Hattie, Shaw justbaaaaarelysqueaks out a win here as well.
Who Gets Beat Up More?
Im very sorry, Hobbs, but you did, in fact, get beat up more.
As for the winner of the movie?
I think its us.
