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InAvengers: Endgame, Scott Lang (Ant-Man) correctly states that Captain Americas ass is Americas ass.
And when Cap looks at his own 2012 butt, he agrees: ThatisAmericas ass, he says.
Unfortunately, theres not many shots of Caps butt after that moment.
And at the end ofEndgame, it gets worse.
While were very happy for him, obviously, Cap goes back in time and marries Peggy.
America needs a new ass.
So which Avenger (or random character from the MCU) will take the title?
Here are all the candidates for Americas next ass, from Captain Marvel to Rocket Raccoon.
She also has a great ass that Brie Larson worked her (Im sorry) ass off to get.
Its gonna take a few movies, though.
It was a good ass.
Hes got the shield and the title, so why not throw Americas ass in there?
Falcon hasnt had much to do, and so far weve seen more of his wings than his butt.
on his Disney+ show with Bucky Barnes, which should definitely have a butt episode.
Thankfully there will be plenty of time for Buckys Butt on the Disney+ series Falcon and the Winter Soldier.
Together, Bucky and Sam could be Americas Asses.
This should be what the entire show is about, honestly.
Rocket Raccoon
Does Rocket live in America?
Rocket lives in space.
He doesnt really have a house.
And the voice for Rocket is provided by Bradley Cooper, who is from America.
Rockets ass is also an interesting candidate because it brings a tail into the mix.
Mysterio
There are three important things weve learned from the newestSpider-Man: Far From Hometrailer.
Mysterio is a good boy, he is from Earth, and he sounds like he is from America.
Jake Gyllenhaal is a shoo-in, people.
Scott Lang/Ant-Man
Ant-Mans butt can be reaaaaaaaaaal big and it can be reaaaaaaaaal small.
As the man who claimed Captain Americas ass for America, Scott Lang would make a fitting replacement.
Hulk
Post-snap America loves Hulk!
An America in which Hulks gamma-ridden ass is respected by everyone at all costs.
Its what Mark Ruffalo deserves.
Thankfully it looks like Maria Hills role in the MCU is expanding, starting withSpider-Man: Far From Home.
Or at least we hope so.
She deserves more credit, so America needs to celebrate her butt, like.
Coach Wilson
Who the hell is Coach Wilson?
Let me have this.
Michael Stuhlbargs character fromDoctor Strange
Before Doctor Strange became a wizard, he was a surgeon.
And when he was a surgeon, he had co-workers who were not avengers.
One of those co-workers was played by non-Academy Award winningCall Me By Your Nameactor Michael Stuhlbarg.
Theres no way hell ever be in one of these movies again.
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