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This week, James Cordenberated linebackers while they tried to dance.
It was allegedly in the spirit of giving these men some shine.
I actually sympathize, said Corden, because my show airs at 12:37 a.m.
Literally no one knows were here.
There was no shortage of celebrity debasement this week, but who made stars sacrifice the most?
Today we rank these publicity stunts by how much was asked of the star.
Honorable mentions go to Seth Meyers and Jimmy Fallon.
Meyers doesnt usually have guests do silly things; he saves that space for his writers.
The most embarrassing thing a celebrity did onLate Night With Seth Meyersthis week wasendorse Kirsten Gillibrand.
Conversely, Jimmy Kimmel is equal parts well-connected and sadistic, so he had multiple entries for contention.
Samantha Bee Made Furloughed Workers Sing for Their Supper
This barely counts, as federal workers are not celebrities.
But furloughed federal workers?
Which vital government services are going unmet?
Youll have to guess based on painfully obvious riddles (just like the real show)!
Hanx came up with the name Team Coco.
But he almost got bumped by the Very Famous Egg.
And Hanks is always down for a goof.
This is a man who tweets a picture of every lost glove he sees.
Jimmy Kimmel Sculpted His Mount Rushmore
This sketch fromKimmels Halftime Tribute to Trumpjust inches out Nathan Fillions u up?
voice-mail partially due to sheer volume.
They are, in my opinion, miscast.
Not letting Moynihan play Teddy Roosevelt is almost as shocking as not letting Atamanuik gesture as Trump.
Kimmel and Armisen should switch as well.
Washington is the leader of the mountain, Kimmel is the leader of the sketch.
And Armisens voice is a better match for Lincolns famously reedy tenor.
Wont that get melty?
When pressed, Ocasio-Cortez admitted the brand was Ben & Jerrys Stephen Colberts AmeriCone Dream.
(A fine flavor, but honestly nothing will ever compare to Jimmy Fallons Late Night Snack.
The chocolate-covered potato chips presaged the salty-sweet combo that now dominates desert culture.
But I digress.)
AOC looked casual af and very on-brand as she stabbed at the carton with her spoon.
But you cant actually talk policy when youre chowing down on ice cream.
James Corden Made Will Arnett Vomit
The Late Late Showtook the cast ofThe Lego Movie 2to space camp.
Because parts ofThe Lego Movie 2are in space, I guess?
Never kid a kidder, and never assume the star ofThe Brothers Solomonwont go for a gross-out laugh.
This clip really speaks for itself.
Terry Crews is so happy milking a goat.
Im so happy watching Terry Crews be happy milking a goat.
Nobody gets kicked, and the camera operator gets that goat boob close-up weve all been waiting for.
Rarely have I seen something dumber grace my TV screen.
Making two of Ryan Murphys kids say Meryl Streep is a better leading than Jessica Lange?
Choosing between Patti LuPone and Bernadette Peters?
