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Under Hoopers eye, every single body part of these unholy half-felines is treated like an erotic talisman.

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The Breasts

The Butts

I could possibly handle the butts.

I could possibly handle the tails.

One character, Skimbleshanks the Railway Cat, wears pants, but this does not make things better.

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The Knees

An unconventional choice, yes, but once you notice them you cant look away.

The Hands

In his storyDreams in the Witch House,virulent racist H.P.

The hands are covered in fur, yet have the fine wrinkles of human palms.

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The Noses

The competition for the most distressing aspect of the cats faces is particularly intense.

Is it their impossibly plump lips?

At one point, a cat drinks milk out a saucer and its nose gets into the liquid.

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The Fur

Its just fur, how gross could it be?

words that could only be spoken by someone who has not seenCats.

Are the coats made of their own fur, or someone elses?

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She had skin under her skin, and the new skin wore clothes.

The new skin wore clothes.

The new skin wore clothes!

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