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Quite unexpectedly one afternoon in January, I pressed play on Earned It, the Weeknd song from 2015.
I needed a lot of horny violins bouncing around my brain.
There are no new chronicles of laters, baby or I fuck … hard.
Its cool to love these movies with detached irony, but I genuinely enjoy them.
These areromances, theyrehorror movies, theyrecomedies theyremasterpieces.
They are chaotic and tonally incoherent in a way that only the most skilled actor could pull off.
Nothing in this life makes any sense.
its that I have aBen Wa ballssizehole in my heart.
I am legitimately quite heartbroken.
But where is thethrill?
There are, in truth, better love stories than Christian and Anas.
There are more romantic meet-cutes.
There are even more glamorous spending-money montages or helicopter dates.
But let other movies work.
God bless these movies.
We deserve a new one every single year.
