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The holidays: Theyre here!
Still looking for the perfect gift for your loved ones, co-workers, or maybe most important yourself?
Vulture is here to help you get through Cyber Monday.
Heres what our staff is gifting (or wanting) this holiday season.
A fashion statement and a prompt for situational comedy all in one!
It also pairs nicely with a high-waisted jean the objectively superior jean style of the people.
Give the gift of tiny Swayze this holiday season!
Last year, it was Ingmar Bergman.
As always, there are tons of extras, including a whole book of essays.
And somehow he is still alive!
CarlSwanson
Look, aretheseCats-inspired crossbody bags and coin pursesespecially cute?
But are they practical?
You know, like Bart, Homers son onThe Simpsons.
I am not vegan or vegetarian, but I fantasize about owning it.
Id say buy this sticker.
Do the Bart (sticker), man.
Arts education is important!
Jackson McHenry
T-shirts that say things have become cool again, and what better thing to say thanLaguna Biotch?
Rachel Handler
Here is something I know to be true: Adam Driver is the size of my apartment.
Lets celebrate Hollywoods favorite big boy this holiday season!
Hunter Harris
What better way to channel your fury at anindifferent capitalist systemthan through a $25 T-shirt?
Because what was neverinstyle can never gooutof style.
CarlSwanson
Electronic music duoSofi Tukkerreleased a song calledPurple Hat.
Theyre two fantastic options if youre in the market for purple hats that say Purple Hat.
Tara Abell
Katharine Hepburn and Cary Grants best-known collaboration was obviouslyThe Philadelphia Story.
Hes ambivalent about the money, but she has no intention ofnotbeingSuccession-level rich.
Buy this for someone you love!
They will love it too.
She will cost you everything!
And in case you forget it: ABillionsstainless-steel wine tumbler is on hand to remind you.
Hunter Harris
Did you see the Broadway musicalCome From Away?
If the answer was yes to the first but no to second, you have no soul.
For the rest of my fellow weepies, boy do I have a treat for you!
Bass gets one of themost-heart wrenching numbersin the show and this book tugs at the heartstrings just as tightly.
Get this for someone you love to hug.
Tara Abell
My toddler has mercifully reached an age where he cares about Screen Time.
If hes in aSesameStreetmood, thats fine.
Not wanting to strap any old Beats on him, I was relieved to find PuroQuiets line of headphones.
If youre looking for something not as audaciously priced, theporg pie birdis cute, too.
You claim to not have one?
Congratulations, baby, Im talking to you.)
As a certain oracle once said, Theres a little bit of magic / Everybody has it.
One wasthe fish tube.
Another was the firstCatstrailer mass hysteria.
The third was when Peppa Pigs first album dropped.
Even Iggy Azalea couldnt deny she had been bested by the bad bitch Peppa.
Is it technically for kids?
But is it fire?
The more inside joke-y and obscure, the better (such as this beautifulDoughboysT-shirt).
Rebecca Alter
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