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Lend me your light, my friend, for these are dark times indeed.
If you felt a perpetual sense of unease throughout A Coburg Quartet, you are not alone.
But lets think of happier moments.
But more on that in a moment.
Feodora is an impostor?
Current verdict: not an impostor, but it will be much more fun if she is.
She tells Albert shell find an expert to look at Bertie.
Dont worry, anyone, the expert Feodora brings in is a phrenologist, i.e.
What a great move that wont severely damage a young child at all.
The definitely not-backed-by-real-science-at-all doctor, i.e.
Lots of smart people believed in phrenology.
But if they are still capable of conscious thought, they are now incredibly embarrassed about it.
I hope Albert is facepalming in the afterlife at this very moment.
My heart isbroken, and I will not rest until that fictional not-really-a-doctor is brought to justice.
How dare you, sir.
You and your nonsense bumps.
To celebrate baby No.
7s christening, theyre throwing an 18th-centurythemed ball.
It has everything from a dramatic sisterly reckoning to a narrowly avoided costume crisis that results in cross-class sexings.
She sneaks away and they bang against a hutch or something.
The dancing, though, is extremely fun and everyone looks great and I was chagrined when it ended.
Episode review: not enough 18th-century ball.
And obviously going to murder someone!
IF SHE EVEN IS FEODORA.
Put a colander on Alberts head!
Maybe itll fix his being-a-total-dick head bump.
