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It takes Selina the whole episode to land on a rallying cry that catches on.
Kemi can get her massive crowds to join her in Whose time is it?
And Im amazed at how small her crowds are, by the way.
I mean, shes a former POTUS.
Doesnt anyone want to see her in person?
and winning even Marjories heart (Clearly I have a thing for strong women).
Due to her unusually brief tenure, he was using Fords ceremony as a template.
But Selina and Gary are not having it.
(Jonah, no surprise, is a natural.)
Selina has to do this in towering heels, for America.
Explains a lot about her personality; A-plus job,Veepwardrobe department.
Selina, ecstatic: She is anactual murderer?Who drives an import?
… We gotta spread this news like Kemis boyfriends guts all over the pavement.
(Ben: Actually, he was beheaded.)
But alas, this would be a direct violation of Selinas extremely popular nonnegative pledge.
Is there a way we can accuse Kemi of murdering her boyfriend, but in a positive way?
she asks, and then she runs into Tom James.
Tom, as you might have expected, twists the whole thing to make Selina look like a jerk.
Everyone is accusing everyone of having covered up their heart attacks.
Not very nonnegative, if you ask me!
Catherine is horrified, and it is in her explosion at her daughter that Selina finds her new motto.
Selina returns to the stage with more poise and clarity than shes had all night.
This … is completely ineffective.
I think the United Statesshouldsend troops into countries like N-word, he says proudly.
And I think those troops should be black.
Amys response: Less talk, more abortion.
You are in luck, because my schedule just got scraped clean.
A Few Other Things … (Catherine: That was mymajor.)
Selina in debate prep: Thank you to Date Rape University, first question.
And, to a woman with four kids, Thats one busy beaver!
RIP, dog mayor of Lurlene!
Congratulations on your new position, Richard.
Novelty mayors are Iowas No.
1 source for tourism, after tornado chasing and coming into town to buy Sudafed.
So Marjorie was a Green Beret, right?
Selina, to Jonahs stepwife (wifesister?
): Mrs. Ryan, or do you prefer your maiden name, Mrs. Ryan?
Dans former CBS co-host is running the debate.
Good to get one last look at everybody in our farewell season.
Jonah Shall Henceforth Be Known As …Did I miss a name this week?
