Vanderpump Rules
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Who the hell are all these people?
Considering hes her boss, that is very ill advised in the Me Too era.
That is just the training one gets at SUR.
Just be prepared for everyone to want to bang you.
Lisa says, She asked me so many times to work here I finally caved in.
So Max has already hooked up with ScheanaandDayna.
What exactly does it take to get on this show?
Thats my problem with this whole thing; it seems so contrived.
But you cant make that happen; it has to be intrinsic.
I think Dayna has to be the worst offender.
Where are the people we actually tuned in to watch?
He and Scheana are the only two still forced to work there.
Oh, poor Scheana.
She cant move on and grow like the rest of the cast.
Its like shes frozen in some sort of Bath & Body Works cucumber-melon-scented amber.
The problem with this episode is that it shows whyVanderpump Rulesclearly needs to be cleaved in two.
They dont need SUR.
They dont need Lisa.
The issues theyre dealing with are not the same issues the upstarts have.
Tom and Ariana are dealing with where theyre going to break-dance in their new house.
Jax is dealing with the stress of being the only man to ever get married.
But does anyone really want Schwartz as his only best man?
Thats like serving Twizzlers as the only dish at a buffet.
That is the last good party they ever have.
No one wants to pick ground crayons out of the treads on their designer loafers.
At the party, a fight breaks out between Katie, Kristen, and Lala because everyone hates Kristen.
She is, after all, a used tea bag that has been soaking in bile for three decades.
I sort of see both sides of this argument.
Of course I want to do all of those things, but I cant.
Okay, I made some of that up, but that is the gist.
Kristen seems to know hes no good for her but also doesnt want to get rid of him.
This is the show we signed up to watch.
It has nothing to do with Dayna and Max and Sir Whatshisfuck from Handsometown.
It is about pettiness on an epic scale.
He sees Sandovals backlit form in the window.
Sandoval takes off his shirt and flexes his chest muscles just a smidge.
