Vanderpump Rules
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This show has so much to love.
It has Beau making baked Beau-tatoes for Stassis Instagram story.
And possibly just as destructive.
sticker at Pizza Hut.
Just keep it off social media.
Thats what I love about these kids.
I wonder why Lisa only just started paying attention to this.
After months of people harassing the cast, why would this controversy bubble up only now?
Nobody wants to bring this up at Brittanys wedding shower.
Wait, Brittany is now having a wedding shower?
I know we just got back from the bachelorette, but theres still a shower?
Or was that something else?
Was that an indoctrination into her wedding cult or something?
Lance Bass is also one of Lisa Vanderpumps best friends.
Nothing has more accurately conveyed Kristens life than those two minutes of tape.
All thats missing is her crying at the end and somehow blaming it on Katie.
She starts crying again and emits a high-pitched whine that only dogs and our robot overlords can hear.
The time to air his grievance was not after the situation was successfully settled.
This is not Festivus.
Oh yeah, another two couples got some airtime this week.
Its about as sexy as a dead possum finger-blasting a prosthetic shoe.
This fits the pattern of everyone protecting Jax and Brittany at all costs.
But we all know she wants to.
James knows she wants to.
Shocking just about all viewers, though, Raquel doesnotshow up to celebrate Peter at the batting cages.
Both of the Toms are there, however.
He said he had a surprise.
After a few minutes of rummaging around in his room, Schwartz came out wearing a gray-and-maroon baseball uniform.
The jersey was tight and said RAMS in block letters across the front.
Check it out!, Schwartz said.
He turned around so Sandoval could see his name emblazoned along his shoulders over the number 11.
Sandoval, however, was checking out the rise and fall of Schwartzs butt in the tight shorts.
Its my high-school uniform, Schwartz said.
I cant believe it still fits.
Oh man, you look amazing, Sandoval said.
And that is quite a bulge youre rocking there.
Its not the real thing.
Want to find out which?
