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Guys, Im really worried about two of our night screeching bat people.
But I think its something much deeper.
Scheanas breakdown happens at Daynas birthday party.
(Ugh, but remember parties?
I would grow Peters hair just to go to a party right now and not die.)
This is all so complicated and stupid (and also, I feel, slightly manufactured).
Scheana never liked Dayna because she was dating Max, who Scheana bought an Apple Watch for at Thanksgiving.
Now it seems like Dayna started dating both of the guys that Scheana was into.
Obviously not a good look.
I dont know that Scheana is even in touch with her feelings enough to know that is happening.
Shes deeply, deeply not.
Its all too complicated.
That is when Scheana snaps.
I cry every day, she says.
But its not over Brett and Max and Dayna.
Scheana is upset that shes 34, divorced, and single.
She is crying over Brett and Max and Dayna, but shes crying because shes not them anymore.
Shes crying because life has passed her by and she doesnt know her place anymore.
Shes upset that shes freezing her eggs so that she can have a child in the future.
(Is this Lisas dog that shes carrying?
If so, why is she carrying Lisas dog and not Lisa?
But its one thing to know and not be invited.
Im not mad at you, she tells Kristen, We just need a break from each other.
I think this is what is making it hard for Kristen.
If Katie and Stassi arent mad at her, then why dont they want to be her friend?
If its not something she did, then why are they cutting her out and not explaining why?
Is this about Carter?
Is this about something else?
She is clearly struggling.
Katie and Stassi are there.
They could pop kick open the door.
They could let Kristen out and help her.
Speaking of Stassi, I cant handle the way she is treating Beau.
Beau has given every indication that he wants to marry her.
He tells her repeatedly that he loves her and wants to grow old together.
Why cant Stassi just chill the fuck out?
First of all, Dayna has a sister named Brittni.
I know that wemet someone named Valissaa few weeks ago, but at least that was an invented name.
We know why youre there, Lisa.
Just be honest about it.
Brett was not present when Toms Sandoval and Schwartz joined Jax and Max at the Venice Beach Skate Park.
They had no business being there.
That is an actual law in the state of California.
Schwartz let out a long sigh.
What is it, buddy?
I would do kickflips and ollies and grind rails and stuff.
I wasnt great, but that is where I would just hang out with my people.
That is where I met Evan.
He was just the coolest dude and the best skater.
He had that long, kinda floppy hair like Edward Furlong inTerminator 2and he was just so awesome.
Everyone wanted to be him.
I just wanted him to like me, you know?
My mom drove me over and dropped me off and I was so excited.
We were up in his room and playing video games and listening to music.
I think we might have smoked some pot.
I looked over at him and he looked at me and smiled.
I smiled back and then he put his hand on my knee.
I looked down at it but I didnt know what to do.
I looked over at him and he had a boner, too.
But I freaked out.
I just waited and waited.
That was the last time I saw Evan.
What he did was so brave.
I wish I could have done something for him.
I wish I could have reached out and touched him.
I wish we could have been alone and scared together.
They were both sporting boners.
Sandoval grabbed Schwartzs left hand and positioned it right onto his pointy bulge.
This one is for Evan, Sandoval said.
Schwartz gripped his hand tighter and leaned in for a kiss.
