Vanderpump Rules
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Katie says, We can hang out and do home stuff, Im teaching myself how to knit!
There is also sometimes a long payoff in the editing.
And to sing theGolden Girlstheme song.)
Speaking of Scheana embarrassing herself, she cant help but do it on a regular basis.
Just look at when shes crying when she is at Lisas house to make banners for Pride.
Why were any of these people at Lisas house to make posters for Pride on her back porch?
Couldnt they do this, you know, at SUR?
They didnt need Lisas help or approval to make them.
Lisa didnt even go out on the porch to glue a sparkle onto a poster board.
Then we sure didnt see any of their handiwork at the parade.
It was just dropped.
But were they ordered out there to squash their beef?
But this wasntaboutthe show.
If the whole storyline wasnt concocted, it sure feels like it was.
Thats the problem with things being too heavily produced.
We choose to believe that these people are acting in authentic ways.
When you take away that certainty, we question every single iota, every single motive.
Is Ariana really depressed?
Was Lisa depressed after her brother died?
Was there anything natural or unplanned about this interaction?
The worst part is at the Pride parade, where Ariana proudly came out as bi.
(You go girl.
Or you go boy.
You go both, you bisexual you).
You could feel the strain of Lisa trying to hit that story beat, to deliver good TV.
This thing doesnt even make sense on the face of it.
(Though it was more a vague assemblage of scattered people and cars, so a flotilla?)
Then she was supposed to report to SUR for work after marching in the parade.
We dont need you now, professional hair straightener Peter says to her.
We needed you hours ago.
But wait, hours ago she was in the Parade, right with him, as he points out.
Also, seems as if SUR is still packed.
Or maybe it is real.
It all could be real.
If that is true, then this story was badly told.
Either way its bad television.
Does this mean its all real or all fake?
Did a producer say to them, Hey go outside and talk over your differences.
Hell to the yes.
Nothing in life has ever been truer.
Do I think all of this is in reaction to some manufactured staffing shortage at SUR?
Also hell to the yes.
The people that run that place know to have backups during Pride.
Does this man also shave his forehead to prevent wrinkles?
Of course they just wanted to do that, and it was good for the show.
He cradled Schwartzs face in his palms while kissing him hard and inhaling sharply.
I love Pride, he said.
Its the only day who we can be who we really are.
