Vanderpump Rules
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This is not a taping; this is an act of aggression.
Its a hate crime.
What does this dried-up blob of Play-Doh have to say that 500,000 people are interested in it?
I have never heard ridiculous New Age tenets redeployed as a verbal IED before, but there he goes.
Also, there is no such thing as a fuckgurl.
That is an equivalency so false it could be one of Scheanas eyelashes.
Jax, on the other hand, is clearly middle-aged.
Katie is out in the street practically crying about his arrest.
Ariana is in the driveway totally freaking out.
The whole scene is a mess, then Jax steps in and is like BOO-YAH!
but he didnt even do anything.
Randall, a far better prankster, arranged it and bequeathed it to Jax for his birthday.
I can admit that this is a very good,Punkd-level prank.
It is very funny, and, while embarrassing for Sandoval, it put him in his place.
However, Katies reaction seems outsize to me.
What Im saying is that Katie is not wrong, but Katie is also not right.
She knew Kristen would find out and be hurt.
That would have made excellent reality television.
Speaking of Katies wine party, I am about to admit something that might be very painful.
Lala says that Raquel took her genuine concern and made something dirty out of it.
No, I think Lala feigned genuine concern so that she could hurl some accusations at James.
She does not need to do this.
If Lala wants to minimize Raquel, all she needs to do is ignore her.
Lala giving this her energy is elevating Raquel in a way that just dismissing it never could.
As Lala points out, Raquel is a yapping Chihuahua and she is a pit bull.
Speaking of cruel, we have to go back to Katie and Tom for a second.
It is funny, he says to her.
No one gives a shit about your opinion.
He follows that up with, Ive never been more turned off in my life.
That is why I dont have sex with her.
Beau, decent lovableTeddy RuxpinBeau, says he never hears people spew venom like that.
I dont really like it.
Sandoval seemed to be handling things, though.
