Vanderpump Rules
Save this article to read it later.
Find this story in your accountsSaved for Latersection.
Oh, its just so much work, Katie says.
I dont want to do it every week.
Maybe Ill do it once a month?
Lets put a pin in it and I can think about it and then come back to it.
Hold on a second.
Katie has literally nothing else to do.
How does she fill her time?
Is she trying to work through the back catalogue ofThe Price Is Rightepisodes?
Is she trying to get better at crosswords?
Is she taking a knitting seminar?
Plus, how hard is it to host Girls Night In?
Wait, never mind.
Katies job is easier.
The level of laziness among these kids is absolutely staggering.
We also see it in James, who shows up at Tom and Arianas hovel.
Then, as soon as hes gone, he comes back in the door to say, Thats bullshit!
Its like watching a creaky weather vane in a tornado.
Then he says a line I will never forget: I can only do my best for so long.
Sorry to break it to you, old chum, but life is about doing your best forever.
However, she painted a frontal view of the dog.
Maybe he was a bar owner?
Lalas whole event is sort of weird.
Its one of those eerily empty parties you only see on reality shows.
The concert consists of just two songs, which seems like a waste of a good sound system.
She did two songs at her concert last year.
Why didnt she square that number and do four songs this year?
Im sure the audience could have stuck around for another eight minutes.
I dont know about the label executives who were watching via a livestream.
How interested could they be in signing her if they werent even willing to show up in person?
Are we sure these record execs arent just weird lonely German dudes with a fetish for long fake nails?
I am proud of Lala though for figuring out that drinking makes her awful and anxious.
Someone maybe needs to teach this same lesson to, well, just about the whole cast.
I want to see vicious plumes of evil smog devouring each other for my amusement.
So, go a-changing but, you know, not too much.
Or maybe someone said, Handmaids Talebonnet, but make it fashion.
Stassi achieves some personal growth too, but she takes a much more unconventional approach.
Finally Amanda does another dance, drawing the demon out of Stassi.
We see it leaving her body like a plume of steam belly-dancing off a kettle.
Stassi is free of her demon, and we are all a little bit worse off.
At least well never lose the complete boneheaded insanity that is Tom Schwartz.
Hes going to say fuck a lot and talk about Like a Virgin.
(What did you think I was going to say?)
Finally he has to take it off his wrist just to piss.
What if that was the moment when someone ran into the bathroom and snatched it away?
They both take pictures of it and laugh and think its amazing.
Of course Lisa loves it.
She loves any stupid spectacle thats produced just for the good of the show.
Change always comes in handy.
I heard you tell Lisa that you sold your body 50 times to get that money, he said.
Sandoval took a stack of money out of his back pocket.
He peeled off $100 bills one at a time, counting to ten.
He removed the $1,000 and placed it in Schwartzs shirt pocket.
Now that Ive paid, that body is mine.
Schwartz heard the cuffs click again.
You better do what youre told, Sandoval said.
Because I fully intend to get my moneys worth.
