Vanderpump Rules
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The worst part is something the gentlemen who write the score for this show came up with.
Super stars, super cars, were living, yes were living in Beverly Hills.
Oh, that little earworm is going to stick with you for days.
I want this to be the new theme song.
I want this to be remixed by DJ James Kennedy.
This is the Dont Be Tardy for the post-Trump world and it needs to be on Spotify right now.
Shes just an absolute mess during the entirety of the girls trip to Solvang.
Theyre supposed to be in Solvang Wine Country and theyre trying out Cabernets in a retooled Sharper Image.
Who organized this, Lalas unpaid assistant?
Why is Kristen getting mad about this?
Kristen has the best gig on the whole show.
She gets to be in the main cast but doesnt have to pretend anymore that she works at SUR.
Finally a car drops her off at dinner.
That couldnt be an Uber because she didnt have a phone.
Was that a producer?
(Which was something Scheana said every episode last season.
What does come out is that Kristen and Carter hate each other but are still together.
This is what I want.
This is what I need.
kindly give it to me.
Love, Brian J. Moylan, president and founder of the Real Housewives Institute.
It is seemingly tame in comparison.
James, if anything, is the male version of Scheana on this show.
Peter meets some girls while theyre at the bar and brings them back to their hotel room.
Cant he just have a Smirnoff Ice and chill the fuck out?
What is this, a rainy day on Fire Island?
None of them are even in heels.
Not one of them even made an impromptu wig out of a coiled up towel.
They werent even playing RuPauls Cover Girl.
What kind of lame walk-off contest is this?
This is the dumbest thing they could have possibly done.
There is no way I would trust Jax in that room with some random skanks.
Its not even the girls they need to worry about.
They all disrobed and Tom and Tom put their heads together and started making Om sounds.
James came over next to them and both Toms reached out a hand to let them into their embrace.
They looked up to see Peter swinging toward them and they both smiled.
Hey guys, Peter said.
Were playing Sean Codys Tahoe Weekend Getaway in the bedroom if you want to join.
Jaxs shirt was over his head before he even got in the door.
Beau, new to the group, flushed a little bit and stayed stunned in his seat.
He looked confused by the game.
Its all cool, Jax said.
It doesnt count if its your guy friends.
