Vanderpump Rules
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Im going to talk about the second one first because I think they are actually related.
Does the Pope have a balcony?
I dont get it, she says to Lisas face.
Then in a confessional she says, What?
Does everyone know the Pope drinks rose on the balcony?
Instagram filter where every answer is Ariel.
Well, Lisa says.
We actually dont have a DJ tonight.
Do you want to DJ?
How utterly and shabbily convenient.
This, right here, is the problem with this entire season ofVanderpump Rules.
Did James know this was going to happen when he sat down?
Did Lisa know this was going to happen whenshesat down?
The crazy thing is, we dont even see him DJ.
We dont even know if it actually happened.
They werent filming a moment, they were filming a scene.
That is the concerning thing about Jax and his credit card being declined at the store.
The next day is Kristens T-shirt event.
She also has a business partner in this endeavor.
It seems like Kristens work as an entrepreneur has never really started.
He says he was being a jerk and hes just angry all the time.
I call it having an episode, he tells them.
Wait, is Jax having a manic episode?
It sure sounds like it.
The acting out, the aggressive behavior, the profligate spending: all classic symptoms of such.
It seems like the episode is still ongoing.
Theyre saying that hes just bored and venting his rage at someone so he can feel some emotion.
So, what, exactly, is going on with Jax Taylor?
The gays call this Judy Garland-ing.
(Actually, we do not, but we should.)
Okay, so is he just being a jerk?
Is he having a manic episode?
Is he just on a speed-induced roller coaster?
Its hard to say.
Maybe a combination of all of the above?
This is why I brought up the incident with Lisa and James.
That is why he is acting so crazy, because he is acting.
I dont want to play these mind games with my reality television.
I just want to enjoy them with a little bit of sticky goo running down my face.
Otherwise, he knew the score.
Now hes pretending he hated it because he thinks Scheana was actually into him.
(And guys,the video.
Sksksksksksksks as the VSCO girls say.
Who is the random dude on the motorcycle?
Was that supposed to be Brett?)
As Sandoval was driving Schwartz home he asked, What did you think of that video?
You mean moves like this?
You mean moves like this?
You mean moves like this?
Sandoval said, smiling through his annoyance.
You dont need moves like that, Sandoval put his hand on Schwartzs thigh with his palm facing up.
Schwartz eased his hand into Sandovals.
