Vanderpump Rules
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Well, maybe not no one, but certainly reality television stars dont change.
(I think that Kathryn Dennis is the exception that proves the rule.)
Just look at James, Jax, and Stassi.
at Vanderpump Dogs to stop the Yulin Dog Meat Festival.
What even was this event?
She gave all the members of the cast face tattoos and then took their pictures.
Was this to raise money?
Just give everyone a reason to get together and make James cry?
I dont get it.
Also, was it started by the guy who didthose awful NOH8 photo shootsin the late naughties?
But instead of internalizing this and changing his behavior, he just blames it on the haters.
Normally I would be like, Why the hell is someones employer talking to their mom?!
Lisa calls Jackie in for a chat because even though she fired James she refuses to abandon him.
I actually commend Lisa for doing this, so I dont want to come off as too bitchy.
Shes obviously buying Jamess side of the story without even questioning what happened.
Shes his mother, she has to have his back.
But as she admits to Lisa, she wasnt that great of a mom.
Regardless of his attitudes toward women, the scarier thing is the way he treats alcohol.
This is something that Lisa could really get Jackies help with.
Instead she just pleads for James to get his Tuesday party back, just like James would.
Hes really a chip off the old block.
Lisa goes to visit James as hes all, Lisa, Ive changed.
I havent drank since then.
Im a totally different person.
Yeah, but thats what he said after she fired him for the first time.
How can he really prove to her that hes changed?
Why not attend AA meetings?
Make some steps that show hes really invested in this new path?
Hes going to have to be patient while everyone sees that he really has cleaned up his act.
Jax Taylor needs to learn that same lesson.
What right does Tom Sandoval have to question me on whether or not I want to marry Brittany?
Jax has treated countless women, including the one who just agreed to be his wife, incredibly shabbily.
Why wouldnt everyone think this trend would continue?
Of course Jax wants to put this to rest.
James wants to similarly forget his drunken past.
Maybe its Stockholm Syndrome?
Sandoval, of course, has in scary contacts and an amazing headpiece and fur jacket.
He looked like the Night King fromGame of Thronesdressed for a pimps-and-hos party.
Scheana came dressed as a slut, because that is the only costume she knows how to make.
(The millennial flag is a shattered iPhone screen.)
I mean, there is still a party raging upstairs.
Also, this dude is just upstairs.
But theres something about Stassi that wants, noneedsthe drama.
Its like if he can cope with that hes somehow proving that he really loves her.
What do you think will happen if I put my balls on that?
Schwartz asked, barely able to stay erect after he had been drinking all night.
Will they freeze like licking a frozen pole?
Theres only one way to find out, Sandoval said.
He then tried to remove them and winced in pain.
Yup, theyre totally stuck.
Oh, and its so cold.
Lick them or something, he shouted.
Its not like you havent licked my nuts before.
Sandoval knelt down and got his tongue between Schwartzs nuts and the ice sculpture.
But instead of melting the ice surrounding Toms sack, Sandovals tongue got stuck right where it was.
