Vanderpump Rules
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How dare you, and make it sync up perfectly is just awe-inducing.
Well, not the people who work at SUR.
They arent wearing any.
Read the terms of service, that is right in there.
There is also Brett, Danicas hunky ex?-boyfriend (that ?
That means there are two Daynas and two Bretts and not one shred of decency among the entire staff.
That is an almost deadly ratio.
Oh, SUR alley, how I have missed you and your rat-soaked discarded tables.
Then she brings up the Apple Watch she bought for him for the 9 millionth time.
The Apple Watch is the new Rob hanging a TV in under seven minutes.
Is it that Scheana can only hold about a dozen thoughts in her head at any given time?
The problem with the whole Scheana and Max thing is that theyre both awful.
Scheana wants to have a chat with Max because he called her boy crazy.
(I loved Lisas reaction to Scheana when she told Lisa the news.
This is doing nothing to help the stage five clinger reputation she has.
In the eternal words of Dorinda Medleys second favorite Tyler Perry quote, Say it, forget it.
Write it, regret it.
But man, does Scheana make it hard to root for her.
The reality is that Schwartz was handling it the whole time.
Ugh, Im exhausted with this one.
Someone find me a fainting couch and a Peanut Butter Twix so momma can have a rest.
That is no way to run a business, particularly a partnership.
Its totally the wrong reaction.
What he doesnt seem to understand is that running a bar is still a service industry job.
Baby, he said, caressing his cheek and then resting his hand firmly on his bicep.
Well figure everything out.
Youll even let me be little spoon?
Ill even let you be little spoon.
