Vanderpump Rules
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It is official: I do not understand this show anymore.
But I also dont understand what this show is anymore on a more existential level.
They are all now famous.
According tothis French kiss of a story in theHollywood Reporter(was it written by Lisa Vanderpumps publicist?
), the original cast is pulling in somewhere around $500,000 a season just from the production alone.
Maybe they need a horn player.
The same should go for these two.
She doesnt need to go back to SUR.
The whole point was to get the hell out of SUR and move on to something better.
We have achieved maximum better, people.
As for the action at SUR, theres nothing I could possibly care less about.
I would rather be tickle-tortured by a decaying sea cucumber than watch Dayna and Max go on a date.
And I would rather do any of those things than watch Dayna do stand-up comedy.
Oh my God, guys, Daynas stand-up comedy.
However, this stunk worse than the Todd Phillips Chamber of Farts.
Can you believe Scheana bought Max an Apple Watch for Thanksgiving?
What person is so insecure that they give gifts for random holidays?
Hey, happy Fourth of July, I got you a motorcycle!
We get little more of Katie than her trying on old wedding dresses.
We only see Lala and James make up for about three seconds in a recording studio.
(Has James been demoted to thePump Rulesequivalent of friend of?)
Kristens rebuttal is Maybe hes upset because he loves me and our family is being torn apart.
It would be utterly pathetic if it werent … no, thats just pathetic.
Carter doesnt take the news well, and Jax advises him to just let Kristen go.
