Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt
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Broke and unappreciated isnt the bottom these characters have started from, its the water they swim in.
The prospect of Kimmy becoming an overnight millionaire seems poised to change all that.
But now her excitement is dampened when she discovers the truth behind Giztoobs success.
(This is what everything on the internet does …
If something is free, its probably watching you bathroom, Zach tells Kimmy.
Not my Golden Showers app!
It gives me digi-coins!)
The shock is compounded when Kimmy realizes that hard-drinking, Instagramhashtag-spouting C.H.E.R.Y./L.
has been source code-switching all along, auto-adjusting her personality to the ad preferences of everyone in the office.
anything about her past.
Never mind that Kimmy still doesnt really know what a website is.
Across the office, Jacquelines mired in her own career nightmare.
But hes being courted by a sharky new agent (Zachary Quinto).
(Jacqueline retorts with her own nonsensical creation: Sweet Jimmy McCracklins, Mama likey.)
So Jacqueline spills the secret Titus has already discovered: literally anyone can be inCats.
But his determination is steeled by signing his first-ever stage-door autograph for an awed tyke.
Other Notes:
Man, I am really going to miss watching Tituss Burgess deliver perfect jokes.
I am a triple threat!
I can sing, I can dance, and I found a gun.
While Im at it,heres a screenshotof Jacquelines funny, blink-and-youll-miss-it, ten-year plan for Tripp.
I am unbelievably grateful to the writers for managing to sneak Amy Sedaris into every episode this season.
Its an all-Hemsworth reboot ofFirst Wives Club!
No, Luke is Midler!
