The Walking Dead
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But were wrestling with some existential questions here, people: Who set Negan free, and why?
Whats up Magnas keister and why did she do hard time?
Why is Zeke so deeply depressed?
What is Alphas master plan?
Is she ready to accept constructive criticism of her leadership?
Will Negan ever find his black leather jacket?
All mysteries (save for the last one) are solved.
To set the stage, lets consider the general state of things which, simply put, aint great.
Someone has also been stealing supplies from Hilltop, as if they dont have enough problems already.
Funny thing is, though hes right.
(She also leads a master class in skin-mask making: Careful, now.
Ears are the trickiest.)
Alpha might be better off simply waiting for her rivals to doom themselves.
That puts his depression and suicidal thoughts in a slightly different light.
Sorry we busted your chops for moping around, Zeke.
These two better cut the crap and hook up soon.
Daryl calls her out All youre good for is talkin shit and Magna has no retort.
Yumiko thought Magna was innocent, but learns otherwise: Nobody came for him, she says.
So I came for him.
(Shes clearly a three, responds Negan with scorn.
Save the one-liners for the experts, pal.)
Yet it all goes south when they find a woman and her boy trapped in a school bus.
(Remember, folks, dont aim too high or youll smack nothing but dick.)
Sure enough, the psycho groupie didnt get Negans hint to scram.
(What a guy.)
(Have you noticed that the violence has really cranked up a notch this season?
With his jacket on and Lucille on his shoulder, Negan heads into Whisperer territory.
We know that Alpha is now planning to use Gamma as bait to gain A-a-rons trust somehow.
He gets an audience with Beta and it seems hes not looking for a Whisperers membership program.
All right, you big ass freak, he says.
One piece of advice for Beta: Guard your nuts.
