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A new muscle car, not a vintage model.

Im talking a 2012 and above Mustang, Chrysler, or Dodge.

Its not cool, but its shiny; its not high-performance, but its loud.

This is who they are, and theyve got some things to say.

Hes a walking guidebook, a human inspirational poster gone wrinkled and forgotten.

The guy fantasizes about signing deals and shaking hands.

Luke is executive producer and head of development atBig Breakfastand a watcher of many web videos.

Send him yours@LKellyClyne.

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