The Real Housewives of Potomac
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Discuss amongst yourselves while I daydream about Gizelle singing Burn.
Antiquated gender norms win again!
Unrelatedly, I would love to see aCool Runningsremake with the Potomac housewives.
Geography is not her strong suit and thats okay.
thats not true, Candiace.
That is a lie.
), but this is ridiculous.
This is my problem with Candiace: in her little world, everything is exaggerated beyond belief.
Everything cannot be life or death.
It cant all be the most or the worst.
Or, more likely, maybe Candiaces sense of danger needs to be recalibrated.
Gizelle, where on earth are you going to wear a straw hat that says Madeira on it?
Tony Shaloub stars as Sheesh Monetti inEngagement 2: Electric Boogaloo,coming to a theater near you never.
which happens to be Alpha Kappa Alpha, Inc. We finally get to the main event of the episode: Ashley Darby v. Candiace.
She says Yeah, but what Ashley Darby really says is the following:Yes.
My asshole ripped right down the middle while I gave birth to my beautiful little boy.
It practically split in two.
My butthole will probably never be the same again.
And what of it?Thats some hard-ass shit right there.
How does provoking someone to beat the shit out of you make you go,You know what?
I think Im ready for a child of my own.I dont get it.
If you do, kindly illuminate me.
I dont pretend to understand these women, I just love them unconditionally.
Candiaces inability to just apologize is truly maddening to behold.
Kind of funny, but deeply crazy behavior.
She will do that to anyone.
Thats a character flaw, Robyn says, defending Candiace by making excuses for her various social media attacks.
Thats just who she IS.
She cant HELP it.
I dont know about you, but Im starting to feel bad for Michael Darby(s wife).
Its kind of like theyre on MTVsRoom Raidersand Wendy was doing the blacklight test.
Was Wendys snake scream as funny as her TChallah scream?
But even so, it cannot be denied that Wendy is a top-notch screamer.
Imagine if instead of going into academia, Wendy became a horror film actress instead.
Neve Campbell is shaking.
The next morning comes and the ladies break off into tiny groups to debrief the night before.
What an absolutely wild thing to say about your husband while filming a reality television program.
Poor Ray-Ray is 75 years old and people are talking about his dick on national TV.
Im gonna go on record and say, Im sure Ray Huger has a fine dick.
Would I like to see it?
But Im sure it is just as fine as Karens allegedly beautiful tan clitoris.
Meanwhile, Karen has a heart to heart with Candiace, making sure theyre on good terms.
Ashley joins Robyn and Gizelle to let them know shes already written a damning character assessment about Candiace Dillard.
Ummm, when did Gizelle become judge and jury?
Do you have a J.D.
hiding under that caftan, Gizzy?
Or did you borrow one of Wendys degrees and use it to become a lawyer?
But Ashley Darby is loyal and shell help Monique, even if that means hurting Candiace.
