The Real Housewives of Potomac

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Mama, we made it.

And what a season of television to recap!

This season ofTheReal Housewives of Potomacis, simply put, a work of art.

One of the best weve ever had, in my (expert) opinion.

Also,RHOPis absolutely firing on all cylinders.

Kris Jenner would like a word.

Cameras dont lie, people!

Gizelle FaceTimes Jamal, whose chyron reads ex-husband/boyfriend, which really does say it all.

That purple wall, the sparkly vases on the mantel, the cheetah-print shirt its all so wrong.

A corpse carrying a corpse.

That being said, I do think Karen is being slightly unfair to Ray.

We have to remember Ray is 75 years old.

Im obviously #TeamKaren and genuinely want her to be happy, but Im also #TeamLetRayRestHisWearyBones.

Monique is not a representative for all Black women nor is she expected to be.

Also, Candiace should put her phone down while driving for safety reasons.

Why would you be on time?

says Wendy, who officially won me over with that line, I think.

Its the story of Ashleys life: so close yet so far.

The Sip and See should go down in history as one of the best Housewives event of all time.

Seriously, cancel all gender reveals and replace them with Sip and Sees.

Cause thats what it looks like.

La Grande Dame of Potomac?

More like La Grande Dame of Switzerland,darling.