The Real Housewives of Potomac
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Is there any human being left on planet Earth who doesnt know how many degrees Dr. Wendy has?
and theyd confidently reply, Hmm … Id say less than five but more than three.
Weve got flyers to hand out!
Weve got babies to feed!
And, most importantly, weve got songs to sing.
Candiaces voice lesson … where do I begin?
Now on to Candiaces singing voice.
However, in my opinion her voice is not good.
I do not like the sound of it.Its upsetting me and my homegirls.
In many ways, Candiaces singing voice is a metaphor for Candiace and her fight with Monique.
Yes, Candiace can sing, but her voice is bad.
Gizelle further displays her innate messiness when she calls Sleepy Robyns hat company Embezzled and not Embellished.
I see what you did there and I applaud you for it, Gizzy.
JK, Gizzy simply blurts out Is it true?
and Sleepy Robyn is basically forced to say yes.
Karen and Gizelle show their support for Robyn by unenthusiastically accepting her invitation to model for EmbezzledEmbellished hats.
The trio then gets into the real beef of the episode: Karen vs. Wendy.
Karen fundamentally understands how this show works in a way Wendy does not.
Karens got the seniority.
Meanwhile, Wendy is at home with her family, fuming about Karen calling her ignorant.
Less W(h)ine with Wendy and more Karter, Kruz, and Kamryn content!
We then touch down with Ashley Darby riding solo at therapy.
For whatever reason, I refuse to refer to Ashley Darby as just Ashley.
Mrs. Darby deserves to let her hair down and live a little!
You know whos randomly kind of living her best life right now, despite allegedly suffering from PTSD?
Our bargain barrelBrandyrolled up to the studio to listen to the remix (?)
Well, it was worth a shot.
Up next: Robyns hat modeling party!
I mean, look at their skin?
Not a wrinkle in sight.
Just Black Girl Magic vibes.
She said you havent performed no surgeries.
You havent cured cancer.
You dont have a cure for AIDS, Gizelle says to Wendy, impersonating Karen.
Its both cruel and hilarious.
Wendy fully comes for Karen, talking down to her about her lack of education.
You dont even have one degree and I have four, says Dr. Wendy in a particularly nasty retort.
That may be true.
But you both have the same job on the same show, so why does it matter?
Hate to break it to you, Wendy, but inHousewivesland, degrees have little to no currency.
Theyre like monopoly money, pretty to look at, but ultimately worthless.
Not sure you need a Ph.D. for that, sis.
Look, no one is trying to disparage Wendy for being a well-educated Black woman.
It is extremely impressive and no one can take that away from her.
Also, adding up the amount of degrees her and Eddie have was really tacky.
Great, Juris Doctor Eddie has four degrees as well so together they have eight.
In conclusion, higher education is a scam.
