The Real Housewives of Orange County
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Its just clogged by global luxury brands selling the same things everywhere.
These women can go to a Gucci store at Fashion Island much closer to their homes.
(Where the hell do you think Kelly bought that absolutely amazing Gucci print knit cape?)
The trip to Boulmiche is supposed to be all about treating Gina because shes had a very hard year.
Meanwhile, all the other women are inside the store talking about Emily.
First of all, this story is more convoluted than a contortionist stuck in a whirlpool floating in space.
Secondly, this tweet is weaker than a virgin cocktail at a Mormon father-daughter dance.
Of all the things to get mad about, its this?
All of the women are in Boulmiche being like, What the hell is Emilys problem?
She wont talk to us about it and we dont really like her.
Yes, last week Tamra and Victoria Denise Gunvalson Jr. alluded to a rumor about Kelly and a train.
Its such a bald-faced lie.
That is just ludicrous.
Two guys at once?
Even I wouldnt be down for that.
(Six is the most I could handle at a clip.
Dont ask how I verified that.)
What continues to be confusing is how this information is all coming out.
Vicki brings up at dinner that she knows a rumor.
Tamra says, Is it the train?
The train has left this metaphorical station.
The messed up thing is that Vicki brought it up at all.
Even though we know its not true, well all have visions of Kelly Dodd dressed up like Mr.
Conductor fromThomas the Tank Enginebut, you know, totally getting railed.
She wasnt even there to hear the rumor, she just wanted to gossip.
Kelly reacts by getting up from the table and telling everyone to fuck off.
She is not about an eye for an eye.
But in this circumstance, I sort of understand why shes so worked up.
Yes, Kelly and Vicki are cruel to each other.
Vicki, on the other hand, is manufacturing fictions about Kelly.
(Apparently give it to Braunwyns husband Sean to make a tacky necklace out of.)
