The Real Housewives of Orange County
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When Braunwyn takes off all of her clothes we see that her back is absolutely covered in tattoos.
I always thought that, being Dr. Debs daughter, Braunwyn might be too square for tattoos.
How else to explain Avery Singer, Jolie Dodd, or Briana Wolfsmith-Culberson Gunvalson Jr.?
But that is not our Braunwyn.
Despite her mother, she just wants to be cool.
Well, once every five years, when its for a monumental birthday.
I love a three-way and I have participated in more than my fair share.
They should be celebrated, in all configurations.
What I dont like is the womens dismissive attitudes about them.
Thats the great thing about a three-way, one person always has to go home.
Then Ginas like, They better wrap it up because that is an easy way to get an STD.
Statistically that is incorrect.
If Braunwyn and Sean (Seanwyn?)
have oral sex with another woman once every five years, that is a pretty low exposure rate.
Also, if a girl is eating Braunwyn out, that is extremely low-risk behavior.
Whats odd is that this sex negativity doesnt really square with their behavior.
Cant these women go on one trip without #MeToo-ing one of the staff?
Tamra points out to Vicki that she needs to stop spreading rumors and they all leave it at that.
However, Emily tells Kelly what Vicki said, and Kelly of course freaks the hell out.
Vicki says to Tamra, This is the woman you want to be friends with?
She tells Vicki that of course Kelly is mad at her because of what she said.
She tells Vicki that she started this war and deserves all the anger that Kelly is lavishing on her.
Vicki saying that about Kelly is not a rumor.
Emily saw it happen, so she can report it back to Kelly.
Vicki has never once seen any of the things she has accused Kelly of.
Ultimately, though, this episode isnt as much about fighting as it is about healing.
Vicki and Kelly finally made up, too.
They hug and cry and cry and hug, and Im sure the tequila helped it all happen.
Its an interesting choice of words Vicki used: I surrender.
Or maybe it was something more existential, something deeper.
