The Real Housewives of Orange County
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Everything in this episode is very relatable well, almost everything.
Tamra shades Shannon for even having the procedure, joking, What orgasms are you having right now?
The fact that Shannon doesnt have a regular sex partner right now is beside the point.
Wait, we were talking about relatability.
Kelly Dodd is utterly relatable this entire episode.
Damn, I thought Kelly was fine now, but she was even finer then.
But it sounds like she was quite a mess back in the day.
She also calls and chats with her younger brother on the phone briefly after two years of not speaking.
Weve all had bust ups with our family and had to crawl back to their loving embrace.
The queen of relatability this episode, however, is Emily.
Its a vicious cycle.
She can keep ignoring it and pack away all of those tacos at lunch as Jesus intended.
Shes up to 191 pounds and her body fat is at 34 percent, making her officially obese.
Alexis looks great and has a hot new boyfriend, which is a nice reward after the last one.
We also got a reminder of how awful her husband Jim was.
Alexis gets to hear that Gina and Emily are in the middle of another fight.
He says that Emily and Shane knew this and didnt care.
In Ginas defense, she probably couldnt find her phone that day.
It was hiding under the invisible couch in her living room that she never sits on anyway.
This seems more a fight about the show itself than what the date actually represents.
If thats the fight, then what does Emily have to gain by making up a fake date?
This fight seems dumb.
Ryan is described as photographer and Seans employee.
Sean may be a photographer, but its not like hes a professional.
Hes just some dude who was hanging around the office who Sean gave a digital camera.
He is probably the official photographer of O.C.
Fashion Week, which, as Tamra points out, doesnt seem to be a thing.
Do they really need a whole week of fashion in the O.C.?
Couldnt it be more like Alex McCords famous Brooklyn Fashion Weekend?
Fashion Better Part of an Afternoon?
Then they go out to the platform in the backyard, whose use and provenance are mysterious at best.
At least white shirts at the beach I understand.
But who believes in this phantom furniture out in the backyard?
