The Real Housewives of Orange County
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They are clearly in phase one of the pandemic, where things arent that serious yet.
What phase are we in now?
Phase Fingers Crossed I Dont Get It Before the Vaccine But Going to the Illegal Rave Anyway?
Speaking of Elizabeth, she had quite the episode, didnt she?
Okay, weird, but whatever.
Still weird, but Im following.
Okay, cue every confused-faced emoji standing over me and showering me with a bukkake of WTFs.
So did he just want to try the milk before buying the cow for the promise of future milk?
Was she just really bad in bed but great company, so he doesnt want to bone anymore?
Are they just doing this for some legal reason that has to do with the divorce?
And why take such a hard-line stance after initially getting a hard line in your stance, ifyouknowwhatimsayin?
This happens when all of the women are sitting by the pool.
This was just the night before!
She also tells him she still cares about him.
He was cheating on her, and she couldnt control him emotionally anymore, so she filed for divorce.
Why shes freaking out now is because hes going to be gone forever.
Thats because Gina knew when it was time to give up, particularly after her ex hit her.
Even the thought of that brings Shannon to tears.
And they didnt go through a very public affair either.Do you get that, Stella?
Way to emotionally burden your young daughter with your own trauma.
All the future therapists in the audience have dollar signs in their eyes.
Arent I so good that I am not going to start a water line like Kellys?
she essentially tells us.
Arent I so good that Im not going to drink tequila in front of Braunwyn?
she essentially tells us while smothering everyone in the crowd with her Casamigos breath.
I would assume the latter.
So why even bother, Shannon?
At least she has John, a seemingly lovely man who is better than she deserves.
She cares for everyone, Shannon thought.
She was exhausted by her giving as a little hiccup escaped her mouth and took flight into dew-dappled night.
