The Real Housewives of Orange County
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You know how all actors really just want to direct?
Her story lines have dried up, but she is still on this show giving with both hands.
First, she had the brilliant idea to plan Shannons birthday party as atrainride to San Diego.
(Notice that all three of these things feature men in tight or no pants.)
(Seriously, how many restaurant dinners does one birthday party need?)
Tamra is creating moments.
She is creating content.
Tamras biggest contribution to this episode, however, is bearing the brunt of Braunwyns bisexual urges.
It is officially theKyle Richards doing the splitsof Orange County.
The flirting goes on far longer than it should, though.
Tamras response is a tepid, Okay.
Still, Tamra is the one moving the action along this entire episode.
She even invited amateur sleuth Meghan King Edmonds, back in town from St. Louis, out to party.
Emily was keeping these civilians from peeing!
Let these women pee!
Do you think these two heroes are fans who were stalking this whole production on Instagram?
Did they want to be there?
Or maybe theyre producers and thats why theyre always right next to the cameras.
Are they forced to be there?
Someone must hey figure this out.
He doesnt seem to want to, but he thinks that Kelly is superhot.
(That is because Kellyissuperhot.)
I want a big strapping man like that to throw me over his shoulder just once in my life.
He lunges for Shannon and she pulls away.
He goes in further, and Shannon hesitates in midair.
Its liketwo virgins getting married having their first kisscrossed with a momma bird feeding a baby bird.
Vicki picks up her purse and walks out to the curb to wait for her Uber.
But a car pulls up and the driver leans toward an open window to ask, You Vicki?
