The Real Housewives of Orange County

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You cant survive on soup alone.

Elizabeth Vargas is the soup.

It was like a souped-up Power Wheels.

This is a really weird season, though.

There is no nexus.

There are no sides.

We dont know what the allegiances are because theyre all so new.

Its hard to place Elizabeth in a context because, so far, there is no context.

Were barely even seeing the women hanging out together.

Of those small group scenes, the best this week was when Braunwyn and Emily went to AA together.

That gives this thing a whole new dimension.

And you were sober, Gina says, by way of encouragement.

She tells us that she wasnt drunk, but she was drinking in secret in her room all afternoon.

Other than that, most of the women are going about their individual storylines.

Does she mean he cant support her in both those ways or just one of them?

Does she think hes too poor?

Is he too withholding?

Which one is it, Sophie?

Its very Lady Gaga and I was very into it.

Ginas story is played subtly but is still heartbreaking.

She says someone was always swooping in to save Matt from himself and she wouldnt be that person anymore.

Gina puts on a brave face for Siennas birthday and Matt comes over for spaghetti and presents.

And for a moment, just a moment, she couldnt see herself in Matt anymore.