The Real Housewives of Orange County
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One looked like it was peach flavored.
The others, who can say.
What is purple supposed to be?
Cherry is red and raspberry (inexplicably) is blue.
Pale purple is maybe lilac?
I dont freaking know, man.
But its not the airtime they hoped for.
Braunwyn looks at it like its the hangover in a bottle she knows it is.
She also is talking about how awful it is.
Braunwyn is totally right that drunken antics on a girls trip do take an arc.
It also seemed like Kelly, Gina, and Elizabeth werent really trying to tie one on.
Maybe she would have been more comfortable.
No wonder their marriage is in trouble.
Well, that and the fact that shes a lesbian.
The thing is, they dont really care that much.
Kelly Dodd is going to drink no matter what.
None of these women will care.
Maybe that hotel room down the road isnt such a bad idea, actually.
Come on, talking shit behind someones back is about 80 percent of their job.
Thats like being a Subway Sandwich Artist and deciding that you cant touch bread.
Even when Kelly realizes shes there she doesnt stop.
She doesnt cut off the conversation until Braunwyn walks away and the coast is clear.
Kelly had quite a humdinger of an episode.
Instead she just smears some on the top of her left hand while juggling all her possessions.
Kelly says, You cant rewrite history.
What do you want, to destroy Rome?
Braunwyn cant make herself clear enough to make a cogent argument, but I can do it for her.
No, we dont need to rewrite history, but we can recontextualize it.
Statues do not tell history.
Statues show what we value and who we idolize.
I was actually surprised that Gina and Elizabeth were on Braunwyns side in this argument.
Okay, what is up with Johns house?
Is it really just a finished garage of another house?
Are they showing what is really his garage, but calling it his house?
And how is it on the water but not on the beach?
Is it on some sort of canal?
I am so confused.
Shannon is scared that she has the virus even though she has had three negative tests at this point.
Shannon, youre negative!
At this point there was a testing shortage and backlog.
Just stay at home and stop taking the damn tests.
You dont have it.
I really feel bad for Emily.
No, I shouldnt pick on Shane.
Emily, while mildly symptomatic, got Shane pretty seriously sick.
Meanwhile, shes at home trying to handle three kids and heal herself.
This is the awful reality of what COVID was like for so many people.
Wait, what it isstilllike for so many people.
The uncertainty, the waiting, the anxiety, the guilt.
But maybe they shouldnt.
Maybe we should just all stay home.
