The Real Housewives of Orange County

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But this episode I actually paid attention.

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Theyre in almost every episode.

Weve seen them a million times.

But what if they arent different guys playing different games of volleyball 22 episodes a year for 14 seasons?

We dont even think about it.

But Im thinking about it now and thats because the show is, well, its the show.

(But, I mean, I really love Kelly.)

Thats not funny, and then you all move on.

I can see how Kelly would be frustrated with this situation.

Kelly then calls Braunwyn on the phone and she says she didnt bring up the fight.

Tamra calls her a liar and Braunwyn gets even more upset but stands her ground.

Kelly immediately sees that Braunwyn was doing the right thing and apologizes for taking Tamras side.

Still, it was technically Tamra who said it on camera and put it out into the world.

This is new information for Kelly, who was blaming Vicki for it all along.

It seems like everyone at the table has problems with Tamra, except Shannon.

Shannons mouth literally falls open like shes going to catch a cream cheesefilled fish in it.

Then the editors do Tamra dirty.

Its also what the show is.

Its just like Lisa Vanderpump, she wants to double-check that the people are entertained without them hating her.

Maybe shes getting sloppy.

Maybe she just doesnt care.

Regardless, thank god that we have Tamra.

The first is how good Gina looks when she goes to her therapists office.

She looks about 27 and beautiful.

Who let Gina look so bad in her confessionals?

Seriously, thats when she should look her best and it is just dragging her stock down.

What was even rougher was Shannon talking to her kids about random drug testing.

That is just the dumbest idea I ever heard.

First of all, Shannon is not going to keep her kids from doing drugs.

Kids are going to do drugs and that is just the way they world is these days.

I mean, they might not, but they probably are.

graduate will tell you is an utter failure.

Finally theres Emily and Shane.

What is left to say about these two?

I have nothing left to say about it.

Its just all bad.

Like Emily in these moments, Im just going to close my eyes and pretend Im somewhere else.

There is sun and surf and the random blasts of whistles in the distance.

This is my happy place, and youre all welcome to join.