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Why does Bethenny Frankel always order for everyone?
It was like she was hosting an event so she ordered for everyone.
But this episode shes just meeting Ramona and Tinsley for brunch and orders their cocktails and their omelets.
What is this all about?
Did she get orders from the women beforehand so that they could cruise through lunch?
Not only do I not understand this impulse, I also dont understand how to feel about it.
But in this instance, when Tinsley arrives, Bethenny ordered her vodka and she wanted a white wine.
That would slightly irk me, if not downright piss me off.
Can someone yo tell me what is up with this?
Ive always said Sonjas worst problem isnt that shes dumb, its that shes a bad communicator.
If she wants a handbag, get a handbag.
If she wants shoes, get shoes.
Okay, maybe thats not the best example.
Bethenny is trying to deprogram years of Dales brainwashing with scalpel-like precision.
Tinsley isnt even sure what she wants, though.
It lives with Dale.
Is that Tinsleys idea of mothering?
Just having the kid when she wants it and otherwise foisting it onto her mother?
Maybe she should rethink this kid thing after all.
Bethenny keeps explaining that is not the way she does it.
Sonja was right about this, too.
I find it pretty hard to take umbrage with that.
She thinks that Bethenny should have stayed another 15 minutes to watch the show.
But Luann was already 30 minutes late.
How did Bethenny know when she would finally get onstage?
What, to be around Luann one must completely agree with her all the time?
She sounds just like Lisa Vanderpump.
But its not like Sonja is right about everything.
Sonja is also the woman who rides up in a weird luxury bus all by herself.
Thats what it must sound like in Sonjas brain, just a nonstop monologue that only she cares about.
That is about as gross as people who share ice-cream cones with their canine pals.
Sonja says, Youre not bisexual.
Who wants to bet that Sonja TA Morgan actually thinks that there is such a thing as gender liquid?
That its like the liquid in the womb that turns you into a certain gender.
Not only does she mean gender fluid, but gender fluid is the wrong term for Barbara.
She is sexually fluid.
Also Sexually Fluid is the name of my new lube company.
That is the rightest thing Sonja has ever done.
Sonja is a misunderstood badass.
She is a survivor.
She is my savior and I need a prequel sitcom about this stage in her life right now.
Move overYoung Sheldon,we need to make room forMy So-Called Sonja.
Of all the Housewives fights in all the land, this is the easiest one to adjudicate.
Luann is wrong, Bethenny is right.
Death penalty for everyone.
