The Real Housewives of New York City
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I dont know why none of these girls want to stay in the shark room.
If I came to visit, I would request the shark room every damn time.
The two of them sound like a room containing a million parakeets.
What even is that noise?
The tack that Luann takes is really not cute though.
Oh, get over it, Luann.
And if its not one thing its another for Luann and the best room.
Remember when they went skiing and she said she should get the best room because she was getting married?
She just wants a nice room like Ariana Grande wants a ponytail longer than 15 Pete Davidson dicks.
We all want to get nice rooms.
But sometimes you just gotta take the shark room and get over it.
There is something about fighting over rooms that just puts my boxers in the freezer.
I think its a sign that the editors have nothing to work with.
But, alas, there is nothing.
I sort of feel like everyone should leave Tinsley alone about her relationship, especially her mother, Dale.
That moment was brought to you by Ludens.
While it was amazing to watch, can you imagine living with that mother?
Imagine being under the thrall of someone who wants to control every aspect of your life so much.
If Dale was my mother Id probably have to get crazy jaw Botox just to relieve the stress too.
Let Tinsley do whatever she wants to do.
Shes a grown woman.
Let her make mistakes and cry into her expensive purses until all of the Birkins are ruined and waterlogged.
The best thing about that lunch, however, is my favorite floozy Sonja.
They tell you on the first date.
This is why I love Sonja.
Of course she has first dates all the time where guys say they want to marry her.
I get on Bethennys case a lot, but she is really a master of this genre.
She cries real tears and is clearly feeling real distress.
Then she hugs the grief counselor and he leaves and she will never see him again.
Give this woman a Peabody and erect an ugly statue of her in her hometown.
(Weve seen the mug shot.
We know shes a little bit right.)
Bethenny tells Tinsley to love herself and to really consider her relationship with Scott.
You might be settling for less than you deserve, she says, which I think is honestly true.
Yeah, I talk a lot of shit about Bethenny, but she really is incredibly quick and insightful.
She stopped for a minute on the front walk and thoughtHm.
Having all of these spooky sculptures around was really getting to her.
Aviva Drescher was almost caught right there on the porch.
She wasnt going out like that.
