The Real Housewives of New York City
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My worry was superfluous.
Our favorite floozy is made from tougher mettle than that.
In fact, everything that Sonja says after her fall is absolutely hilarious.
Im gonna knock you out, repeatedly, like shes doing the worlds worstLL Cool J karaoke.
Even in a blackout, Sonja is still the worlds best wing woman.
To test if Sonja is coherent, Bethenny asks who the president is.
But as amusing as Sonja is during the whole ordeal, most of her cohort is not.
Luann really beat them in a race to the bottom, though.
After falling on my face all they have to do is rip me down.
This seems to be the crux of Luanns problem this season.
She has a job, she has a house, she is going to AA meetings.
She is also totally misunderstanding the situation.
They dont want to see me do well, she says of the other women.
Why would that be true?
That, along with Theyre just jealous, are the biggest red herrings that narcissists believe about themselves.
When she confronts Sonja about it she says, Face planting on the table is not normal.
Sonja responds that it was just a year or two ago that Luann herself was falling in the bushes.
But I own that I have a problem with alcohol, she says.
Um, no she didnt.
She did once she got arrested and the court made her.
The tempus is fugiting, or in Luanns case, the tempus is fugitive.
(I made up that middle name.)
I dont care what you say, but I am a Ramona and Mario shipper.
What kind of logic is that?
Did she just want to make Mario miserable?
Did she want to run her date off because her ex was there?
Okay, maybe not.
They are no longer fit for public consumption or public speaking.
We have ruined their manners, we have ruined their ability to function among laypeople.
We have destroyed these women, and thank God for it.
Tinsley cocked her head as if to say, Is there though?
Something, some little grain of hope that Tinsley took as a sign.
That and the smell of hot tub chlorine is going to have to be enough to get her through.
