The Real Housewives of New York City
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But were only eight episodes in.
That suggests were only going to have 16 episodes (and probably a 27-part reunion).
Most seasons are somewhere between 19 and 20 episodes.
(I still blame Cindy Barshop.)
That said, I could spend hours of delighted time watching these women, overarching structure or no.
Is this a classic season like the last one or season three (a.k.a.
the one with Scary Island)?
No, it is not.
Those old guys, you dont have sex with them.
You marry them, Sonja says.
But dont worry Luann.
Im sure he was good in bed.
Mario continues to be one of the sexiest Househusbands, even sexier because you know he and Ramonafuck.
Wouldnt that just be the best?
Wouldnt that be fitting?
I love Dorindas confidence that she would be great at the circus.
I love this alternate universe that Dorinda created for herself and I am fully here to support it.
Now shes here, at the top of the circus, alive, triumphant, and haunted.
Dorinda invites all the women for a spa day, but I was incredibly confused by this.
Is this a spa day in a spa, or is this a spa day in a hotel room?
I think its a spa day in a hotel room.
Why not have a spa day in a, you know, spa?
So she ended it.
All of the women say, Yeah, thats great.
This wasnt the right relationship for you, but I would soft-pedal that reaction.
This is just Ramona.
If she has to lie or be willfully ignorant to get it, shes going to get it.
I dont know why Dorinda is even bothering to fight this.
Hunt Slonem is a real actual artist.
He was friends with Andy Warhol.
Hes been kicking around for decades.
All of those rabbit paintings you see thousands of in his studio?
He sells them for$5,000 apiece.
She was not bidding on these paintings at silent auctions.
Ive never seen anything like this, Bethenny says of the idiosyncratic decor.
I must take a picture.
But its too late.
Bethenny is walking among the cages, snapping pictures.
The parrots and mynahs are whistling at her, like construction workers on the loud Manhattan avenues.
Bethenny no longer knows where she is, no longer knows which direction she is walking in.
Yoo hoo, each bird yells in succession.
