The Real Housewives of New York City
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Just like Mueller, I think this season has nothing.
Lets start with those great things, shall we?
My favorite, by far, was Ramonas awful date.
Oh, shut up, dude.
Then Ramona says, Rori [the matchmaker] told me you were born in Germany.
He interrupts her to say, But where I was conceived was more exciting.
Then he takes a long pause and says, Do you want to hear that story?
I mean, dude, just answer the question.
How about, Yes, I was, but I was actually conceived on the set ofOctopussy.
By Ramonas age, it takes her only about six minutes to decide this guy is a dud.
For Ramona to give a man her untethered disdain is remarkable.
He then tells Ramona that he thinks monogamy is unnatural and that people shouldnt get married.
Dude, then what are you doing out on a date?
If you just want to bang women there are ways to do that without torturing them with your nattering.
Then he says, Can I tell you my theory on marriage?
He responds, Well, Im going to tell you anyway.
I cant even say take a hint because that wasnt a hint.
Sonja Tremont Morgan of the Diva Cup Morgans also had a very interesting encounter this episode.
Sonja gives her a kiss on the cheek and she says, No, on the lips.
(Why was it always the band kids who were fucking the most?)
I have a conspiracy theory and its that this girl was totally a plant.
My favorite floozy would totally do that.
I could watch Sonja wring out her knickers over a bidet for hours and just be continuously amused.
(Remind me to tell my man that I just learned that monogamy is unnatural.)
She discovers there was a leak and the water got all over her curtains and theyre now moldy.
Everything about this sentence is wrong.
First of all, there is no such thing as a sky roof.
I just love the layers of delusion and misdirection so much.
She is, of course, the worst at community service.
She cant figure out how to work a ladle, even after the chef gives her explicit instructions.
Then the chef catches her taking a taste of the soup.
Im sure Annie is a great real-estate agent, but none is as great as Dorindas real-estate agent Laurie.
I bet Laurie hasstories.
Dorinda and Luann, however, do not want to hug each other at all.
They just want to avoid each other.
Its sort of like not paying your taxes.
For some reason Barbara K is also invited.
Apparently this was supposed to be a theme lunch and everyone was going to come dressed as gangsters.
Barbara K, being the new one and the dupe, is the only one who does.
She looks more like someone too old to engage in Harley Quinn cosplay.
It doesnt sound like she wants to make up, it sounds like she wants to break up.
Bethenny tries to get someone to take some ownership over something and get Dorinda to admit she heckled Jovani!
which she continues to deny.
Maybe thats because Bethenny ordered gluten-free pasta for everyone.
Im definitely #TeamNobody in this fight because I think they both behaved badly.
However, Im slightly #TeamLuann in I think that Dorinda is a little bit worse.
As many people on the show say, she refuses to apologize, so they can never move on.
What was this for?
What was this even about?
