The Real Housewives of New York City
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Guys, we need to talk aboutThe Hustle.
Did Anne Hathaways gay brother stumble upon a cache of Andy Cohen dick pics on Grindr or something?
What does she have on him to get this sort of commercial onto the show?
But now the call is coming from inside the house.The Hustlemade it onto the episode!
I have no problem withThe Hustle.
But this sets a very dangerous precedent.
Luann shilling for JewelsForQueens.com?
Kandi and Porsha sharing their recipes for Grands biscuits over their stoves in Atlanta?
LeeAnne Locken sharpening her knives and giving us a 1-900 number to call to order them ourselves?
Will the path of capitalism know no end?
(Did you know Beverly Beach by Dorit makes mens swim trunks?
My mans next birthday gift is already sorted!)
Then Dorinda and Sonja went so far as to compare the characters to other women on the show.
Even with her tennis skirt stuffed with balls in her tuckis, Jill Zarin could not look bad.
That body, that skin, that smile.
She didnt look this young ten years ago when the series started.
This week I am very impressed with one Mx.
Ive talked plenty of shit about her over the years, but she really deserves our respect and admiration.
(BB Endeavors is also my handle on Grindr if youre ever looking for me.)
Maybe she can find some balance for her life, for her daughter, for her sanity.
Sonja says, Im always dealing with poodle shit, dog shit, my own shit.
She gets more stage time than Tinsley, and she doesnt even get announced.
Ramona will never not book a date.
She doesnt care at all.
This is why I love this show, this whole thing.
Im usually ready to rag on Dale.
This homie dont play that.
Tinsley is having none of it.
Its like when you tell someone to not be nervous and it just makes her anxiety flare up.
But even as Dale refutes this, Tinsley goes deeper.
She says that shes in a pretty dress with a big bow and sparkly tights.
She tells Dale that shes fucking miserable and all Dale can say is, Dont curse.
But they have each other.
Tinsley knows that she wants more, but will she ever have it?
Yes, Dale says.
But I dont know guys.
Little did Jill Zarin know that being on the show meant she missed the circus entirely.
