The Real Housewives of New York City
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Still, there are a few costume faux pas this year.
Save that shit for Burning Man.
Luann gets mad at Bethenny because she left before Luanns performance.
(Disney owns everything now, right?)
When she finds out that Bethenny left, Luann is skeptical.
Why would Bethenny need to get home to be with her daughter at 11pm on a Tuesday?
To watch her sleep?
Bethenny claims that its to relieve her babysitter, but its also a Tuesday night.
Bethenny probably has to get up at 6 to get that girl ready for school.
Who can be waiting for Lus diva ass all night?
Also, as Sonja points out, all of these women are divas.
This is not news.
This is sort of like looking at a melting glacier falling into the sea and saying, Really?
No one warned me!
Maybe that cancels out one of Luanns and now theyre only at two again?
Who can keep track.
(Bethenny, the accountant of petty slights on her insult abacus, thats who.)
Maybe I should shut up and let her decorate it first.
I love Blue Stone Manor.
This is a great cause, a noble cause.
No one can fight about this cause.
Oh, but wait.
I thought,Oh maybe this is a fluke.
We cant see her face again at all.
Its the weirdest thing.
Is she an alien?
Is she a time traveler?
Is she hiding out from the police?
Did she crack the DaVinci Code?
I have no idea.
Why does she need so much secrecy?
Why not, you know, just not be on camera?
Also its at Cognac in Midtown.
They might have well just thrown the party in the lounge at a Holiday Inn Express.
Oh, speaking of which, shes having a birthday party.
Oh, never mind, none of them are invited.
Why even bring up this party if none of the women are invited?
And why attempt to keep Sonja out of it?
She keeps skipping events or leaving early to go meet guys.
Shes having a birthday party and not inviting any of the other women.
Could you imagine just being in that room watching it happen?
Theyre no longer fit to live among us.
Theyre another species now.
But Jill Zarin knew that wouldnt work.
