The Real Housewives of New York City
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Im Molly Fitzpatrick, visiting adjunct teaching assistant here at the Real Housewives Institute.
There are Housewives weddings that have been approached with less anticipation than Barbara K.s yawn of a clambake.
For Barbaras kids, Ramona has brought along a giant bag of Tates baked goods.
A plot point is sparkling on Bethennys finger.
Barbara suggests that Ramona herself has been spreading lies about Lu.
Ramona asks, sweetly.
Ramona semi-coherently concern-trolls about the extent to which Luann has publicly admitted her addiction.
They have to get back to Dorinda!
What are they doing here without Dorinda?!
They get no food.
No food, Lu insists, but ultimately loses her appeal on this matter.
Im not leaving the lobsters.
Thats who I am.
I mean, he was on drugs.
Yes, that Dennis.
Sonja hosts a party to celebrate a high-fashion, high-sideboob photo shoot she did forPapermagazine.
Roberta, Sonjas psychic (does anybody have eyes on her facialist?
), is on hand to report that Tinsley is going to have two children, to Dales delight.
Of course Dale is there.
Barbaras unsolicited advice on how best to do that.
So anything fishy that reminds me of that taste, I cant eat.
I love Chilean sea bass, because I dont taste it there.
No, no, no.Tyler Perry
